Monday, January 31, 2011

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Funkfunk

"Sentite ma come ci si veste? Voglio essere all'altezza della situazione insomma!" l'unica che avrebbe potuto rispondere ad una domanda del genere giudicandola più che legittima, anzi estremamente necessaria, sarebbe stata Tiff, la quale però non avrebbe partecipato event. So we were two against one, Lola against Francis and Ella.

"I do not know, I have to be a bit 'rock or do casual? O good girl with a veil of" some nights "?" The two look up to heaven, he looked at her in agreement and seem to understand that for someone like me, there's nothing left to do. Ambassador Francis you get this message: "But you dressed as, among all these people want to count as you're dressed?" Ela continua "But yes, how many problems normal clothes ..." I look like a crazed groupie of the listeners and their elite, of detached and rational fans. The meeting ends a two-on-1 to 0 for them.

Indeed, hope Ligabue, Luciano Ligabue, being aware of Funkfunk anonymous in the crowd of his concert is a utopia. In the little theater that would host his music, get ready to listen and, with a little 'anxiety, we equipped with cameras and bandanas shouting his name. The lights go out, the concert is about to begin The tension mounts, tents decorated in purple and gold thread open then we see it. A man with a chiatarra in hand and many other instruments around it. Sitting on a bench, a sort of typical of the bench waiting rooms. But he was waiting or us, who were aiming for a myriad of eyes on you? One moment to savor the solitude of an ordinary man. An ordinary man, however, that with his guitar has arrived. Then, after that moment, pandemonium breaks out, voices shouting, lights that blind and tools to sing one or two chords in unison.

It was there that I, Lola, I had my revenge.
"Lolaaaaaaaaaaa, can not believe it! Is a figataaaa! Ahhhh!" ending with a scream hysterically Francis had undergone a metamorphosis, from detached and made fans turned into a real groupie. His hands were fused with the camera, every sentence ended in a laugh followed by a scream and beat his feet on the ground at the time of the applause at the end of each song. More than happy to have found one of my mitered like us together for the rest of the concert. The transformation, however, Liga does not regress when we greeted him and took his leave. Francis was still in a state insane.

"Ella, Lola, there is no truck Liga Ligabue tour is written, let us take pictures, c'mon, c'mon on!"
"Lola, Lolaaa! Here's the back, Liga will come out of there, come on! We ask for an autograph from Lola!"

We could not do anything about it. The metamorphosis did not leave our friend Francis, we had to drag her away by force, trying to pry up the small area of \u200b\u200bground that still remained. What I learned from this evening? Well we all, deep down somewhere, it's a bit 'groupie you just wait for the metamorphoses hits us. Before or then it's up to everyone.

In any case, 2 to 1 for me, game won!


Your groupie, Lola.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

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The centho of your space - The Adventures Maestho2

The Maestho comes down with his coat and cap and a dark beige color purple scarf tucked in the style of an English lord in the neck cashmere sweater.
"Caha But hello! All right? Puhe accommodated. "Open the door of the machine and makes an elegant gesture, pointing to the seat. I am ready for another driving lesson in the company of my Maestho. Well maybe "ready" is a big word, because as you can be prepared for a character as fascinating as bizarre?

"Alloha Lola, listen, do the oha hethomahcia in cuhva, hicohda the ossehvazione"
begin to enter the back, take off my belt, I support the arm behind the seat of Maestho and I try to walk back to step man. I go, I'm moving, steering and ...
"Lola you're doing! But no, no! "Began to stir as you would an effeminate fashion designer if he were faced with a model wearing badly branded his sublime creation.
" Lola, you have your tenehe centho, you know? "
"My heart? The center of what? "Oh no, I should not ask, raises his eyes and seems to demand patience from the top, it comes. It collects, which includes only a disciple newbie and I need time to grasp the depth of his words.

"The centho, Lola, is the centho of your mental space. Your cehvello intehpheta estehno atthavehso the world of mental quadhi, the sthuttuhe. Your space has a centho a centho intehiohe and estehiohe, and you have equilibhahlo gently, you know? "
Better not say that I fell in pitch-darkness of confusion ..." Aha ... and then reverse this as I do? "

"Well you're the centho della sthada no?”



Perché non possiamo fare a meno di complicare le cose semplici? Mi servirà un corso di yoga?

Lola :-)

Monday, January 24, 2011

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“Non è possibile! Proprio stasera che sono stanco e volevo rilassarmi, arriveró a casa che saranno le dieci! E non ho né il telefonino né il portafoglio.”

“Scusa Amorino, non l’ho fatto apposta, lo sai che sono un po’ tonta. Non ti volevo rapire!”


few minutes before ...

Francis and his Cupid await the arrival of the train-Funklandia Ticino. It's cold, it's been twenty minutes and not even the shadow of the train. Cupid starts to chafe, and he is in a strange metamorphosis, "beee, the goat," "Ppppfffff, the horse" felt the train Ticino ..

The train arrives and Cupid, and sweet, brings the suitcase on the train of Francis, a suitcase that weighs 20kg, chili, created not by salami, cheese and fruit, as you would expect from the typical cases the "Southerner", but of wisdom, such wisdom that led Francis to make one of his innumerable crap.

"Amorina Hello, I'm going."
"But wait a minute, calm down!"
"It's late, the train leaves!"

A whistle Two whistles, ringing in the air in Ticino. Cupid starts to run, but a crowd of people blocking the passage. Then he turns and runs in the opposite direction. The way is clear, but it is too late. The train left the station alone.
Francis laughs. Cupid But no! There is!

"Cupid Sorry, sorry!" But nothing will budge.

few minutes later, a hard braking and the sound of the horn of the train. Francis starts to shake, look at Cupid ...

"Nooo, has invested some"

"Sceeeeeeeeeemoooo" shouted the driver out of his window.

"Ah ok, was not a person, fortunately. But maybe it was his dog, noooo Amorino.”

(Piccola parentesi: proprio in questo momento, mentre Francis è sul treno a scrivere questo post, si sente un altro suono: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUAAAAAAAHHHHH. Una bella successione di rutti puzzolenti si avvicinano sempre di piú ai recettori olfattivi e uditivi di Francis, ma lei rimane impassibile. Il suo viaggio in Korea le ha insegnato tante cose, tra cui l’usanza di questo popolo di sentirsi a casa propria in qualsiasi luogo, momento e situazione.)


Alla fine della storia, Amorino è tornato a casa illeso. Francis ha imparato nuovi suoni e ha appreso anche che rapire le persone Sometimes it can be nice, but only if it is his Cupid!


: D Francis

Saturday, January 22, 2011

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Maestho

"Yes, hello, is Lola Funklandia of the phone you remember?"
"Oh, hello Lola! No, but tell me hicohdo puhe."

I should remind the gentleman of about fifty full, on the other end of the phone, who a year and a half ago I spent with him most of my summer and I donated a kidney to afford his services. But nothing in all this is served. The challenge in front of me again and now make or-break! Who is this man from the "r" missing? A I like to call The Maestho. And he is my master drive, a mixture of Mediterranean warmth, madness and the Caribbean Swiss discipline.

"The problem is that my license expires, so I have to take the exam within two weeks."
"Oh but cehto! It's a shame, yes yes I understand. Pehché had failed the examination Phim time?"
"Well I was not dynamic enough, I had to be more self-confident."
"Ah yes, cehto. There phoblema Lola, do not pheoccupahe lavohiamo up there."
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Ok, give me another kidney and "there is phoblèma. Okay if that's what it takes ... Consider appointment to the first lesson and two days later there I was faced with that car with a giant L-printed on four sides of the body. The Maestho greets me and makes me sit in the vehicle that will be my nightmare for two weeks to come. Log into the car and began to sketch on a blank sheet of paper.

"See Lola, the sicuhezza sthadale ..."
"Excuse me, how?"
Si-Cu-Hez-za-da-stha the "beats him.
"The sicuhezza sthadale dehiva dall'ossehvazione" After the maximum stops, raises his hand to the face and begins to move to the beat of bachata, first right and then left, while the head follows the movement gentle.
"See Lola, destha, sinistha, ossehvahe!"
"There is" Seeking to enter into that madness which I hope will take the license. Move their head in the same manner and with eyes wide to the right and left.

After an hour and a half driving to sentierucci and highways with large trucks, the Maestho begins his assessment: "Mha Lola, you can dihe, go right." It snorts and makes her head and looks at me. I ask for more explanation. "Lola go well, missing Pehoe missing something ... do not know how definihe ..." With his eyes I see continuing. "Mha do not know ..." He looks around for help from the outside maybe.
"You essehe like a horse!" I stay still, maybe I misunderstood.
"Like a horse, Lola! A horse that comes and cohhe! Do you understand?"
"Aha ..."
"A horse Lola! Explosion, an explosion Gandhi!"

Here's my new challenge, like a horse and be like an explosion. But to take the driving license is required to force all I'm wealth of passion and metaphors?


Your horse explosive, Lola

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

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The Diary of young hobo

Here I am. I'm back. With great relief of all my funkfunk. To tell the truth, I returned a week ago, but I needed to be disconnected, to cut all the wires, wireless short to stay for a while ', for a trip you will not forget in a hurry and when you return home you are not really back yet.
As anticipated my roommates worry I made a train journey of 12 hours to go to the Croatian-style wedding of one of our dearest friend. Funkladia-Zagreb, a blue trolley with my high-heeled shoes brand new that made me feel so sex and the city and my shoulder bag. Wearing my cloak and a Russian hussar beret brogues, I felt so cosmopolitan, you can not imagine ... J A real stylish hobo who ventured through the streets of the world ... I had
change trains once, so the possibility that the wrong connection was literally set aside. I spent most of his time reading a book "pocket" over 500 pages of the history of which I was absolutely enchanted. When I felt that I would become cross-eyed from what I read, listened to music while enjoying the Austrian landscape chock full of snow, then the Slovenian. Unfortunately, half of Slovenia and Croatia have not seen her, because it was already dark outside and recognized only the neon signs of the supermarkets and the Christmas lights of those who, too lazy, had not yet placed in the boxes. But that's okay. Even just being on the train and go through this corner of Europe to me very strange and, finally, to attend a ceremony of marriage which is so typical, I did try the following emotions.
Impressions Slovene
-Slovenian trains sono quasi vuoti, poca gente li usa di sera… ci sarà un motivo? :S
-i bambini sloveni ridono allo stesso modo di tutti gli altri bambini al mondo, e allo stesso modo cercano di attirare l’attenzione di estranei che ai loro occhi sembrano interessanti. A quanto pare il mio scialle rosso con gli arabeschi ha fatto colpo, perché la bimba continuava a sorridermi e a dire qualcosa che io, purtroppo, continuavo a non capire…
- i gabinetti sui treni funzionano (che novità, sul nostri treni sono spesso fuori servizio…)
-esistono anche le favole in sloveno, infatti, la mamma della bimba le ha letto la favola di Angelina ballerina.
Impressioni croate:
-tradition is important because it binds people to their past. ;
-loyalty toward their people, an expert also explained to me that anyone who is honest is poor, while always suspect of those who are rich.
-hospitality, incredible, I have been treated with kid gloves, white ones from Butler J
-family, large family and everyone has a story

is true that you have always wanted to go home, they say, in fact, that the perfect journey is circular, we return to starting point. But the truth is, once again, by train, trolley my blue and my hussar jacket. Who is with me? J
A big kiss
Ela

Monday, January 17, 2011

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Sunday, January 16, 2011

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Funklandia

At sunset Funklandia speaks to you. On a day like this, with clear skies and a sun so close, she decides to talk to you. It does so through the towers of churches, whose white stones are the last to be lit. It does so through the light mist that kisses the lake and river before night. Through a girl, no jacket, makes wheels and somersaults on the asphalt cold. She tells you adventurous lives and stories through their faces troubled strangers who meet on the street. He likes to prick the tip of the nose with a blast of icy wind. We play the music, the real one, with the cellist walking the ramp before the train. She will speak with the movement are assured that the tram and take you home.

And when you do not feel it is because, at that time, she has to listen.


Wednesday, January 12, 2011

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Under therapy

Lola Lola has a job to deliver Travel bride's medieval sacred within three days. He has eaten chocolate, biscuits and chocolate cereal. She has dedicated herself body and soul to the vision of film serials, where is he who wants it and she denies it, and where she wants and then he turns away. She was wearing pajamas for a whole day and staggered from the desk to the bed was not even drunk. He looked out the window threatening the woman who stared at her, "that c'avrà to watch that are under examination wow." Ela wrote to sms and Tiff, called Francis. He had a sleepless night listening to the neighbor, a mileage-haired metalhead, snoring, ...

Nothing could assuage his loneliness. Its concentration on Middle Ages seemed to have escaped, indeed disappeared, died. There remained only hope that this sublime fairy good enough in the face of such great s'impietosisse sciattaggine, neglect and lack of discipline. Lola just wait for it ...

"Lola took thee?! What are you doing here in my pajamas?" What were you doing lying on the bed? And your work on the Middle Ages? Oh no, I do not say ... chocolate chip cookies, do not tell me ...!" His sister

Frulla took a split second to realize that Lola was in a serious state of "crisis phlegmatic studio recidivist", or so he called her. Not going to make it without his help. He took bags and moved for a few days in funkcasa. Cooked dishes, did the shopping and Lola tied to the desk.

"Lola You're under therapy, treatment motivation. Now you have 1 hour of study and on, then you can afford 10 minutes of internet."
"No, but I ..."
"I do nothing, you are under the Frullaterapia!"

Lola sat down again at his desk, stood in front of the nose the sources on the set of Bianca Maria Sforza and thought that he did not want anything but a shock like that. He tried to convince us that he wanted his own, without a little 'discipline is not going to make it. Ma ..


"Listen Frulla, but we must necessarily mean" in therapy? "You can not use another term? I do not know, magicstudio, er ... studioparty something like that? "
" Therapy "
" Ok, ok ... Therapy, all right ... "

Lola, of course under therapy

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

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Request for help!

Dear Readers of FunkFunk,

how are you? Hereby Francis would need your help. I have a month and a half to write three articles of seminar You can imagine my happiness. One of these is the language which is related to certain elements of the brain. To write this work I need at least twenty men and twenty women aged between 20 and 35 years that I little face guinea pigs: D. is easy and it takes five minutes.
should go in the two links below. Here are two tests, which in English are called "Stroop Test", the first test on the colors, while the second animal:

http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/java/ready.html


http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/java/readya.html


If you know English, follow the instructions, because if I put myself to explain what must be done only confused: D

Once the two test events, I should indicate the exact time that appears once you finished the test. Also, I would know if you are male or female, your age and if you feel you should also report the errors you have made.

Se non volete scrivere le informazioni nei commenti, potete pure mandare una mail all'indirizzo delle FunkFunk che è:

funkfunk16@gmail.com



Sarei immensamente grata se poteste/potreste (?) usare cinque minuti della vostra giornata per fare questi piccoli ma interessanti test!!!

PS. Mi scuso in anticipo con l'amministratrice del blog se invece di scrivere post faccio pubblicità occulta, ma è una questione di vita o di morte ;D

GRAZIE MILLE A TUTTI!!

Francis

Friday, January 7, 2011

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Asako

Stavo scendendo le scale più veloce del solito. Questa volta ero veramente in ritardo I had to take those and my legs numb from hours of study. While I go down the second flight of stairs, grabbed my red cap on his head and shoves me down fast towards the door. Slow down suddenly, I can watch that scene. A Japanese girl opens the door of the first floor, holding shoes in hand, comes out of the house, locks and puts on his shoes. I greet you with a simple "hello".

As I walk to the tram stop, I wonder why the shoes had slipped just out of the house. It is a strange sequence right? But for a student of ethnology, the adjective "strange" is forbidden, it is replaced with "too different". While these do thoughts I realize that the girl walking behind me, then closer and then next. Driven by one of those impulsive moments that take me once and ten no, ask her if she, like me, was going to college.

After twenty minutes we were still there talking in a language to say the least creative, a sort of tedinglese ingledesco or, depending on your point of view. It comes from Tokyo, is 27 years old and is married to a computer engineer. Living here recently and she is trying to learn German. Then we realize both to be extremely late, she invites me to his house one day, then that house would be mine too. I agree.

started running in different directions, but way too clumsy. Then I remember that I had forgotten something. I turn around and shout: "I'm Lola. You?"
The Japanese girl shows a photograph smile and exclaims: "Asako, nice to meet you!"

Lola :-)

Thursday, January 6, 2011

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Nina si sposa ed Ela parte

5 months ago ...
"Nina married!" With this exclamation
Francis gave us the news of the marriage of Nina, one of our closest friends, who had gone through high school years with us.
"Yes, yes, it goes and gets married twice!"
"How to marry twice?"
"two faces" Francis continued, "once in Croatia and once in Portugal!"
all decided by mutual agreement funkfunk that the Portuguese would participate in marriage. Already we saw in the summer, on a rented car to us around the coast! Thought it a joke compared to the coldest temperature ever for Funklandia.

2 months ago ...
"I'm going to Zagreb! With this exclamation
Ela told us that he also attended the wedding Croatian and would take the train from Zagreb to Funklandia and would have done alone. Unbelievably, less than 12 hours with flat-spotted sitting on the seat of the car.

Today ...
"Hello Ela, just a good trip!" With this exclamation
Francis, Lola and Tiff greeted Ela, who was preparing proud to make a trip interminable adventurer. Francis and Lola could not refrain from filling their friend's recommendations.
"Do not stay indoors" ("the train as a place that is closed?" He thought Ela)
"Do not talk to strangers" ("but how do I feel 12 hours without talking to someone ?!"),
" When you need to cry, I recommend Ela, shout! "(" no, I think that whisper! ").
She had listened to the advice of his roommates unintelligent, they had been locked in a pocket and interpreted as ancient forms of affection. He took the suitcase and the bag and left the funkcasa

Today, after a few seconds ...
"Francis heard you say that we have exaggerated the recommendations? "
" Well yes you certainly look like a hen! "

"..."" We're going to greet her at the window? "
" Ah, then the hen would be me? "
he proclaims these new entrants to the window a little 'fun for a while' for apprehension.
Ela he could not help but smile.




Lola :-) Have a nice trip to Ela and many good wishes to our dear Nina!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

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Frau Mittelalter

Sehr geehrte Frau Mittelalter ,

Dear Madam Middle Ages, the
Please let me continue my letter in my mother tongue, Italian. Madam Middle Ages we meet tomorrow at 11.45. She gave me an appointment before parties and I had to register online to reserve one quarter of an hour of dialogue with her. I know that I have given due notice and that I have no excuse, but I must say that I'm not ready. "Sie müssen etwas schon geschrieben haben" told me she remembers Mrs. Middle Ages? He told me that I had already write something about traveling medieval princesses, here I have not done. For heaven's sake do not panic and do not harden his German accent please! I would have liked ... Medieval Lady, kind Professor Middle Ages, this is a call for mercy. I apologize (I note the quote Medieval Latin lady, I know that she likes so much)! Well I apologize on their knees!

I'll then made the following requests and please listen to him: When
-come to his office and begin to talk to Bianca Maria Sforza, please do not ask me anything more or I'll have to let me suggest some answers from the plant in ceramic vase on your desk, well I do not think I know a lot.
- do not you stare bewildered with those icy blue eyes and face when my head will understand that what I have prepared is not enough. Be in the game, please. Pretend to.
- Do not ask me to consider the economic aspect of the journey of a princess. If you imagine Cinderella with calculator in hand? I do not, is merciful to us.

I offer you my best regards dear Frau Mittelalter e la smetto di pregarla,

La sua allieva Frau Lola.


P.S. Forse una preghiera vera mi servirà sul serio.

Monday, January 3, 2011

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Ritorno all'attacco

La Funkcasa è rimasta al buio, spogliata di luci natalizie e ignara dei botti di Capodanno. La chiave dentro la serratura ha girato ancora, si è intoppata e con un colpo di anca sulla porta è riuscita ad aprirla. Gli stivali ghiacciati dal freddo della notte funklandese hanno tastato la moquette, il capo ha fatto un lieve cenno di riverenza al lampadario della regina vittoria. Le valigie sono state svuotate e depositate agl'angoli delle camere. Il collegamento ad internet, linfa vitale, è stato riconnesso. L'appendiabiti si è tutto impettito di gioia alla vista dei suoi cappotti e delle sue giacche da  tenere appese nuovamente. Le luci della Funkcasa si sono riaccese, le Funkfunk sono tornate.

Perché mai sono tornate in Funklandia se l'università rimarrà chiusa fino a Febbraio? Rullino i tamburi, suonino le trombe, esplodino gemiti di terrore!
...Perché il periodo degli esami e delle tesi da consegnare è tornato. No, non è mai finito. Ci ha illusi, ci ha fatto credere che avremmo potuto passare le feste a gonfiarci di biscotti senza il minimo senso di colpa per i libri lasciati nei cassetti. È perfido sapete? È il più crudele che c'è! Ti mostra il paradiso e poi te lo nega aspramente! Questo è lui, il periodo degli esami and deliveries.

But Funkfunk have returned to the attack!




A Happy New Year to all our readers! That you too, with us, return to the attack on this new 2011!

Lola and Funkfunk16